{"id":4572,"date":"2020-05-29T07:35:26","date_gmt":"2020-05-29T14:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/?p=4572"},"modified":"2024-01-25T00:20:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-25T08:20:18","slug":"ode-to-my-explorer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/ode-to-my-explorer\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to My Explorer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While breaking from my sleep I wrote,<br \/>\nTo my old car this dearly note:<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve traveled now for twenty years,<br \/>\nThrough ups and downs, and laughs and tears.<\/p>\n<p>200,000 miles you drove,<br \/>\nThe memories are a treasure trove.<\/p>\n<p>Your wheels have conquered tons of muck,<br \/>\nIn all our years we\u2019ve ne\u2019er been stuck.<\/p>\n<p>And parts of you I did replace,<br \/>\nAt much less than a normal pace.<\/p>\n<p>Your tires have balded like my head,<br \/>\nThen I have purchased you new tread.<\/p>\n<p>Your sides have suffered dent and crack,<br \/>\nAs I have with my own damned back.<\/p>\n<p>Our bodies creak and sometimes moan,<br \/>\nBut I don\u2019t want another loan.<\/p>\n<p>I could have traded you for new,<br \/>\nBut loyal cars these days are few.<\/p>\n<p>You long have been my noble chariot,<br \/>\nSo I won\u2019t be your Judas Escariot.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t think of me as a hopeless <em>schnorrer<\/em>,<br \/>\nBut I still want more from my Ford Explorer.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s to another 200,000 miles, My Mechanical Friend!<\/p>\n<p>By Keith Douglas Kramer<br \/>\nPhoto by: Keith Douglas Kramer (11\/21\/1997 Malibu, CA)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While breaking from my sleep I wrote, To my old car this dearly note: We\u2019ve traveled now for twenty years, Through ups and downs, and laughs and tears. 200,000 miles you drove, The memories are a treasure trove. Your wheels have conquered tons of muck, In all our years we\u2019ve ne\u2019er been stuck. And parts &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[93,104],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4572"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4572"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4578,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4572\/revisions\/4578"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brainfountain.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}